How Zombies Took Over The Web
An Internet Zombie A person who is in need of sleep who is mindlessly surfing the Internet.
Usually an insomniac who gave up tossing and turning in bed and who turned on the computer to have something to do.
A lot of companies are harvesting our habits over the web and gathering enormous amounts of information on us, but a few companies took this to the next level and tried to develop an internet based artificial intelligence being that would be able to predict what we want before we even want it.
In combination with artificial intelligence companies a few AI's of an average internet surfer were initially created successfully, but accidentally got loose. those simple AI's of average surfers aimlessly roam the web, occasionally gathering at websites, taking interest in things a normal average surfer would: funny videos, facebook, pics of dressed cats, conspiracy theories, and all the things we usually waste our time on, on the web.
##The Cats' Masterplan
Cats carry Toxoplasma gondii (tŏk'sə-plāz'mə gŏn'dē-ī'), which is a dangerous parasite that causes toxoplasmosis. The cats can get it by eating infected prey or by passing it from one to the other in their evil gatherings right outside of your house. The disease can be passed to mice and humans.
An Easy Meal Infected mice usually lose their innate fear of cats and turn into zombies. The infection can have a permanent effect since they do not return to fear the cats even after the parasite is no longer detectable in their brains.
Taking over the internet When transmitted to humans, the parasite can turn them into internet zombies. Getting more food is always fun and much needed, but the real goal is of cats worldwide is to take over the internet, and therefore, the humanity everywhere on earth.
https://code.google.com/p/ahuman/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii
http://news.distractify.com/people/personal/27-ways-cats-are-taking-over/