"Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... and Python, lots of Python... Oh, and perhaps a boomstick!"
This is Sir Chihuahua, alongside Sir Chiweenie and Sir German Shepherd, Guardians of the Holy Keyboard. They demand shrubberies, and much like Ash’s boomstick, they take no prisoners.
"This is my keyboard... there are many like it, but this one is mine!"
"We are fsociety, we are finally free, we are finally awake! (And we demand a shrubbery!)"