.zsh_aliases

alias d='dirs -v'

alias 1='cd +1'
alias 2='cd +2'
alias 3='cd +3'
alias 4='cd +4'
alias 5='cd +5'
alias 6='cd +6'
alias 7='cd +7'
alias 8='cd +8'
alias 9='cd +9'

alias diff='diff --color'
alias ip='ip -c'
alias dc='dirs -c'
if __cmd bat; then
  alias cat='bat'
  alias pat='bat -p'
fi
__cmd batgrep && alias rg='batgrep'
__cmd exa && alias ls='exa'
alias cls='clear'
__cmd arduino-cli && alias ardu='arduino-cli'
alias qq='jka && sleep .05 && exit'
alias ipe='curl -s ifconfig.me | rev | cut -c 1- | rev'
alias df='df -h'
__cmd nautilius && alias here='nautilius .'
alias heree='here; exit'
__cmd wg && alias wgq='wg-quick'
alias w='w -i'

alias ipt='iptables'
alias j='jobs -l'
alias du='du -h'
alias dd='dd status=progress'
alias dmesg='dmesg -L'
alias sshc="${EDITOR} ~/.ssh/config"


alias laws='''echo -e """
  \e[0;21;31mMurphy’s Law\e[0m
\e[0;31mAnything that can go wrong will go wrong\e[0m

  \e[0;21;33mKidlin’s Law\e[0m
\e[0;33mIf you can write the problem down clearly, then the issue is half solved\e[0m

  \e[0;21;95mGilbert’s Law\e[0m
\e[0;95mThe biggest problem at work is that no one tells you what to do\e[0m

  \e[0;21;32mWalson’s Law\e[0m
\e[0;32mIf you put information and intelligence first at all times, then the money will come\e[0m

  \e[0;21;94mFalkland’s Law\e[0m
\e[0;94mWhen you don’t have to make a decision, don’t make a decision\e[0m"""'''


alias hate='''echo -e """
\e[0;33mIf you feel like \e[1myou \e[0;31mhate\e[0;33m \e[1meveryone\e[0;33m:\e[7m Eat something \e[0m

\e[0;34mIf you feel like \e[0;1;34meveryone\e[0;34m \e[0;31mhates\e[0;1;34m \e[0;1;34myou\e[0;34m:\e[7m Go to sleep \e[0m

\e[0;36mIf you feel like \e[0;1;36myou\e[0;36m \e[0;31mhate\e[0;1;36m \e[0;1;36myourself\e[0;36m:\e[7m Have a shower \e[0m

\e[0;32mIf you feel like \e[0;1;32meveryone\e[0;32m \e[0;31mhates\e[0;1;32m \e[0;1;32meveryone\e[0;32m:\e[7m Go outside \e[0m"""'''