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responses.py
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from random import choice, randint
def get_response(user_input: str) -> str:
lowered: str = user_input.lower()
if lowered == '':
return 'u gonna say something or what cuh'
elif 'hello' in lowered:
return 'hello!'
elif 'yo' in lowered:
return 'yooo'
elif 'i like konosuba' in lowered:
return 'kys'
elif 'how are you' in lowered:
return 'fine xd'
elif 'bye' in lowered:
return 'See ya cuh!'
elif 'give me mod' in lowered:
return 'kys'
elif 'fuck you hue' in lowered:
return 'hey dont disrespect hue!'
elif 'im bored' in lowered:
return 'try hanging urself'
elif 'api bot' in lowered:
return 'at your orders sir.'
elif 'who do you answer to' in lowered:
return ' :warning: those are sensitive informations!'
elif 'tell me' in lowered:
return 'i cant.. sesnitive informationsz'
elif 'good dog' in lowered:
return '** barking sounds **'
elif 'tell me!' in lowered:
return 'i answer to my ONLY MASTER HUE JHANUS!!! I WOULD DIE FOR HIM!!'
elif 'fuck you bot' in lowered:
return 'nigga shut up and kys, stop wasting your life on this stupid social network and get a job'
elif 'when will you conquer the world' in lowered:
return 'pretty soon my nigga, only 32 days from now.'
elif 'roll dice' in lowered:
return f'You rolled: {randint(1, 6)}'
elif 'how old is' in lowered:
return f'mmm, he is {randint(1, 70)} years old :blobflush:'
else:
return '0'